President Donald Trump has accelerated the technology race from China by announcing plans to construct a’good (er) firewall of America’.

The so-called’Great Firewall of China’ provides online censorship in the nation by preventing access to specific sites and slowing traffic down.

“Not keeping pace with China’s innovative approaches to online censorship was yet another collapse of this Obama government,” says Trump. “We are going to change and construct a larger firewall of America.”

Trump supplied journalists using this particular sketch of what he imagines will happen if a Mexican citizen tries to access a US site:


When asked how the firewall is going to be financed, Trump started making siren sounds and announced a state of crisis.

11:59am Update:“good news such as yours really are precisely why a fantastic firewall is required,” composed Trump in a declaration.

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